Of course I’m an ork,
I’m mighty and mean,
People get frightened,
Whenever I’m seen.
The trouble you’re having,
When I’m on the scene,
Will double and triple,
And make you turn green.
‘Cause…
No one’s bigger ‘en me,
No one’s faster ‘en me,
Or flies higher ‘en me,
Or swims faster ‘en me.
No one’s taller ‘en me,
No one’s smaller ‘en me,
Or can holler like me,
Or waller like me.
If up ahead you see,
There’s an ork in your way,
Turn tail and start running,
Or I’ll ruin you day.
And if I see you,
Nothing you’ll say,
Will make me act nice,
Or hold me at bay.
‘Cause…
No one’s bigger ‘en me,
No one’s faster ‘en me,
Or flies higher ‘en me,
Or swims faster ‘en me.
No one’s taller ‘en me,
No one’s smaller ‘en me,
Or can holler like me,
Or waller like me.
