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Change Your Pants!
Features so cool you will have to change your pants.
Featured feature: Newton Physics
See post below!
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This is a series of animations designed to not only promote A:M's amazing features but ALSO to be hysterically funny and to become popular VIRAL VIDEOS to sweep the internet and make us all famous... for... uh... 5 minutes at least.
I need help with this. No details on how this would work but samples of the "effects" are crucial. For example the perfect cloth settings. Those could be used for the torus segment. The SSS series would need the perfect materials and lighting to be effective. The modeling and animation can be considered "separate" from those elements.
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Change Your Pants!
Features so cool you will have to change your pants.
Featured feature: Cloth
Title: The Torus of Heck!
Starring: Thom
(get it? Circle of hell... torus of heck... okay fine. Shut up. I thought it was funny.)
Sample animation
Thom walks onto a black stage. A sign indicates a cloth demo for the new AM will be starting. Thom checks his watch. He sees a single chair on a stage and walks to it and sits down. Suddenly a large spot light shines on Thom and he puts up his hand to shade his eyes looking for the source of the light. Hearing a noise he looks up and sees a large torus attached to a rod rotate into view from offscreen directly above his head. While still looking up a large square of "silky" cloth falls down and drapes elegantly over the torus. The cloth hangs down far enough so that Thom's head is hidden from view. Thom lifts up a side of the cloth with his hand and peers out from under the cloth.
Loud machine noises and chain clanking and then a large heavy steal ball attached to a chain drops from above and falls through the torus and the cloth. The cloth is pushed through the torus (as in all those cloth demos we use to see a million times) and drapes gracefully over Thom, completely covering him. Meanwhile The ball and chain recoils from the initial drop and on the second bounce the chain breaks and the ball bounces on the edge of the torus attached to the rod causing it too bounce dangerously and the ball falls through the torus knocking Thom on the head and bouncing off camera (crashing noises in the distance).
Thom is dazed and confused. The torus and connecting rod are still bouncing when the rod breaks off and the torus falls onto Thom completely trapping him around the arms. Thom, confused and panicked gets off the stool and starts to run around still encased in the cloth and the torus with a piece of the rod attached, knocks over the demo sign and spills the plastic letters onto the floor. Finally Thom collapses onto the floor. Simultaneausly as if rehersed, several "characters" from the AM cd (rabbit and shaggy?) come out with a stretcher, place Thom on it and carry him off screen while another character comes out and sweeps up the plastic sign letters and another sets up the sign for the next demo. This last bit happens very quickly.
Fade to black and tagline...
Change Your Pants!
Features so cool you will need to change your pants...
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Change Your Pants!
Features so cool you will have to change your pants.
Featured feature: SSS (sub surface scattering)
Title: SSSsssss!
Starring: Thom
(remember that old horror movie with the same title? People turning into snakes? Guy's skin peels and he turns into a cobra at the end? Has nothing to do with sub surface scattering but I always make that "ssssss" snake noise and think of that movie when I read about it.)
Thom walks up to a Hash A:M demo booth and sees a sign on a table for Sub Surface Scattering samples. As Thom walks along the table there are small fancy "perfume" spray bottles with calligraphy labeled cards attached with string, like from Alice in Wonderland. Each bottle has a different color liquid inside and is labeled with different materials; Milk, chiken1, chicken2, skin, jade, etc.
As Thom walks along the table he sprays each one on himself and is magically transformed into that material. Each time he changes Thom reacts and looks at his arms admiring the effect.
The last bottle is not a spray bottle but a small bottle with a rubber stopper and has a label that just says "Drink Me". Thom pulls the stopper and drinks it and is instantly transformed into a sexy woman in a tight dress with BEAUTIFUL SSS skin. Thom turns around several times admiring his new girlish figure then giggles and runs off.
ALTERNATE ENDING:
The last bottle is labeled "chicken 3". He sprays it on himself and is instantly covered in feathers. Someone pops up from under the counter and quickly places a sign on the table that says "Hash A:M Hair and Feathers Demo."
Fade to black and tagline...
Change Your Pants!
Features so cool you will need to change your pants...
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